Those five magic words are not I-WANT-TO-MARRY-YOU. They are not I’M-IN-LOVE-WITH-YOU. They are not YOU-ARE-SO-VERY-BEAUTIFUL. They are: I-KNOW-A-GREAT-PLACE. How wonderful…
SHIT TEST: Elections are coming up, and the woman says: “Don’t tell me you’re voting [Democrat/Republican]” (fill in the blank)…
SHIT TEST: On the fifth date, seeing that they are getting serious, the woman says: “I need a man who’s really…
SHIT TEST: Man and woman are on a second date. MAN: Do you want to come over? WOMAN: We’re not having…
SHIT TEST: The woman says on a first date: “I’d love have ten kids.” FAIL Really? That’s a lot. (Taken the…