Shit Test Sample 6: “I used to be a party animal”

SHIT TEST:

In a text conversation with a man she met online, the woman writes: “I used to be a party animal until I got old.” (she’s testing to see if he’d be intimidated by her age, her party past, or her new conservative ways.)

FAIL

Are you older than you appear in your picture? (concerned)

WIN

Don’t tell me you used to dance on bars to Britney Spears! I’m sure you still have it in you.

WIN

We all have to grow up some time.

Find out why these are winning responses in Survival of the Shittest!

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