Shit Test Sample 6: “I used to be a party animal”


In a text conversation with a man she met online, the woman writes: “I used to be a party animal until I got old.” (she’s testing to see if he’d be intimidated by her age, her party past, or her new conservative ways.)


Are you older than you appear in your picture? (concerned)


Don’t tell me you used to dance on bars to Britney Spears! I’m sure you still have it in you.


We all have to grow up some time.

Find out why these are winning responses in Survival of the Shittest!

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