Sample 5: “I need a man who takes charge”


At a party or a bar, the woman teases a guy who can’t make up his mind about what drink to order for her with, “Sorry, I need a guy who takes charge.”


What do you mean by that?


Good, because I need a woman who takes orders. (Then he proceeds to order for her the strongest drink in the house.)


See that guy over there? I hear he likes to grab women by the hair and drag them to his cave. Shall I introduce you?

Find out why these are winning responses in Survival of the Shittest!