Sample 4: “Who are you voting for?”

SHIT TEST:

Elections are coming up, and the woman says: “Don’t tell me you’re voting [Democrat/Republican]” (fill in the blank)

FAIL

Well, I’m really not sure yet. I try to vote for the most moderate candidate. I like to be middle of the road. Does that bother you?

FAIL

If she’s Republican: So you’re telling me you actually believe in private gun ownership?

If she’s Democrat: So you’re telling me you actually believe in abortion?

WIN

No way in hell I’m voting for [Democrat/Republican]! I’m sure we’ll get along.

WIN

I love a woman who’s passionate about politics.

Find out why these are winning responses in Survival of the Shittest!