SHIT TEST:
Elections are coming up, and the woman says: “Don’t tell me you’re voting [Democrat/Republican]” (fill in the blank)
FAIL
Well, I’m really not sure yet. I try to vote for the most moderate candidate. I like to be middle of the road. Does that bother you?
FAIL
If she’s Republican: So you’re telling me you actually believe in private gun ownership?
If she’s Democrat: So you’re telling me you actually believe in abortion?
WIN
No way in hell I’m voting for [Democrat/Republican]! I’m sure we’ll get along.
WIN
I love a woman who’s passionate about politics.
Find out why these are winning responses in Survival of the Shittest!