Sample 2: “We’re not having sex”

SHIT TEST:

Man and woman are on a second date.

MAN: Do you want to come over?

WOMAN: We’re not having sex, you know.

FAIL

No, that’s not what I wanted!

FAIL

I’m not that kind of guy!

WIN

Could we at least get to third base? (in a humorous way)

WIN

Ah really? Then forget it. (Wink.) I withdraw my invitation.

WIN

Whoever said anything about sex? You dirty mind.

WIN

(This could be said after the jokes break the ice.) I respect that. I just want to spend more time with you. We could continue at a nice bar near my house. And we don’t have to have sex at the bar, either.

Find out why these are winning responses in Survival of the Shittest!