SHIT TEST:
Man and woman are on a second date.
MAN: Do you want to come over?
WOMAN: We’re not having sex, you know.
FAIL
No, that’s not what I wanted!
FAIL
I’m not that kind of guy!
WIN
Could we at least get to third base? (in a humorous way)
WIN
Ah really? Then forget it. (Wink.) I withdraw my invitation.
WIN
Whoever said anything about sex? You dirty mind.
WIN
(This could be said after the jokes break the ice.) I respect that. I just want to spend more time with you. We could continue at a nice bar near my house. And we don’t have to have sex at the bar, either.
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