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Category: Shit Test Samples

Shit Test Sample 6: “I used to be a party animal”

January 4, 2019 admin 7 Comments

SHIT TEST: In a text conversation with a man she met online, the woman writes: “I used to be a…

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Sample 5: “I need a man who takes charge”

December 4, 2018 admin 25 Comments

SHIT TEST: At a party or a bar, the woman teases a guy who can’t make up his mind about…

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Sample 4: “Who are you voting for?”

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SHIT TEST: Elections are coming up, and the woman says: “Don’t tell me you’re voting [Democrat/Republican]” (fill in the blank)…

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Sample 3: “I need a man who’s really supportive”

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SHIT TEST: On the fifth date, seeing that they are getting serious, the woman says: “I need a man who’s really…

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Sample 2: “We’re not having sex”

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SHIT TEST: Man and woman are on a second date. MAN: Do you want to come over? WOMAN: We’re not having…

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Sample 1: “I’d like ten kids”

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SHIT TEST: The woman says on a first date: “I’d love have ten kids.” FAIL Really? That’s a lot. (Taken the…

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